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i was on gmod then i got shot by a skeleton and i was banned from the server
i was banned from server because the map i was playing in was 2spooky4me
i can't be fucking banned dammit!
the computer blocked me for 69 years
i decided to make another account called dick
i played and i got banned for not being fun I JUST FUCKING STARTED THE MAP!
but the map i started was in peach's castle
i decided to look at shy girl porn the custom mario characters
shy girls are my jam
after fapping to shy girls i was un blocked from gmod on my orriginal account
i went to the fucking workshop where i can download the whole gta 5 map for 5 bucks
i payed the fucking money
but the map was just a platform with the sky as a gta 5 map screenshot that was low quality
thats when my doge ragdoll flew by farting and no scoped me in the face with snoop dog on my fucking screen
i got banned from being no scoped in the dick
i slamed my head so hard on the keyboard i died
the final thing i saw were doge dancing on my desktop
and thats how shrek became the fresh prince of bel air